15? Lyrics or less/more into one haha

My friend, and I were thinking about songs and their lyrics, We decided to swap lyrics, well pretty much combine, 15 or less, songs into oneee.


 " You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream, IN MIAMI BITCH! so kiss me through the phonee.
Just gon' stand there and watch me burn, that's alright because I like the way it hurts.
I LIKE THAT!
I LIKE THAT!
there's beautiful girls all over the world. I could be chasing, but my time would be wasting, they got nothing on youu babyyy.
A different city, every night, oh whyy, I swear, the world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire.
Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants!
Once you party with us, you'll be fine in love,

I look up to the sky, and now the world is love, i've known it all my life, I MADE IT!
and I jizzed in my pants.

According to you, i'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right,
And I jizzed in my pants



Aoccrding to you, I'm difficult, hard to please for ever changing my mind.
And I jizzed in my pants.

I'm a mess in a dress, cant you work on time, even if you just saved me life
and I jizzed in my pants!

I'll be your teacher, show you the ropes.
 I said no more teachers and no more books!


I like your beard. "


Hahaha, that's the " According to you, I jizzed in my pants "

HOLY POTATOES.

DON'T GO IN THERE, THERE IS A MONSTER!

Hahahahaha, my family is out in the lounge, watching a movie, it's really loud  down this end of the house, while I'm in my room, typing up blogs and watching a movie, I hear this " DON'T GO IN THERE! THERE IS A BLOODY MASSIVE MONSTER!" I was like, woah. Really? Seriously? So I went out there, and it turns out it was the t.v I was like, wow..Loud enough? Hahaha


I just wanted to blog this out there, as my last blog for tonight, more blogs will be written tomorrow (:

Man I was bored enough to do this(:

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!


Try me!!


.....


OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT, I CAN'T!!


Told you so(:


Shut the fuck up!


Make me!


How so?


I don't know


Then why tell me to, when you don't know!?!


I just don't fucking know, okay!?


LIAR!


I'm not lying!


Yes you are!!


HOW DO YOU KNOW!?


Easy(:


Tell me!


Nahh(:


fine bitch!


Alrighty



I'm so sorry!!!


I aint sorry(:

Oh..well in that case, i'm not sorry!


You just said you was :/


Well, I don't know! * kills himself *


Clean up on aisle three!




As you can see, I get THISS! Bored haha

Long bus rides

Okay, you're on a bus for 3 hours, another 4 to go, obviously, you're gonna get bored, sitting on a bus for 7 hours, with people you don't have a clue as to who they are, so you're bound to make things exciting and do what? PUT MAKE UP ON SOMEONE WHO IS SLEEPING! Hahaha, it's the best, because like, they'd be asleep, because they'd have nothing else to do but sleep, so you put make up on them, then when they wake up, everyone will be laughing, and they will be like what happened? So probably best not to tell them haha.

Harvey Norman(:

You know that place ' Harvey Norman' ? Yeah to every one it's just a boring place, wehre you can buy couches, tables, tv's, anything like that, but to myself and  my bestfriend who I probably shouldn't name for her safety lol, well this place, is a lot more fun than you think,.

If you ever get that bored in a place like Harvey norman, well sit on the couches, and just read a book, chill with your friends, make that couch your second home haha. Or when you see a bed behind a glass window, well lay on the bed, and be a model! I've done that before and it's the best, once I did it, and some random dude came took a look at the bed and slipped his number on the coffee table next to the bed! Hahaha, I was like, woah. Then while you're there, take pictures of yourself on the bed or couch,, infront fof the kitchen, make it look like it's yours haha. Then print them out haha. (:


The best fun ever!

RIVER adds

You're happily watching tele, and the adds come on, the most boring couple of minutes of your life is really when the RIVERS adds come on, seriously, they have the worst clothes, and adds. The add, when I see it, I wanna smash the tv when the RIVERS add pops up. It annoys me, they try seeling things with the guy or girls' talking, I mean like, sh/he doesn't even sound enthused about it, like, she/he doesn't give a damn, I wouldn't blame him/her, look at the add, the manager made her/him talk on, luckily they didn't show her/his face or he/she'd be so embarrassed.

Alice in wonderland

Okay, hopefully every body has seen that movie " alice in wonderland" If not, go watch it now.

You know the caterpillar, right? What's he smoking ? Is he doing drugs man?

  For a cartoon, that was made a while a go, and re done this year, they have a catterpillar, just smoking, wow.

What are they teaching kids these days? Hahaha

Relief teachers(:

Okay, who ever has had a relief teacher, well you can;t say you've never changed your name, or just pretend to be someone else, like this for example.


Eg. Teacher : James?
     Jackon : Yep

    Teacher : Jackson?
   James : Yep                           
  It's so much fun, when the teacher thinks that you're somebody else and not know what your real name :D

"How I met your mother'

Okay, I'm pretty sure every one has seen 'How I met your mother' at least once, right? Well...

 Well have you notice how Robin, she says " but umm" Alot? She says it way too many times hahaha


 That episode, where these students of Ted, all play a drinking game where everytime she said' 'but umm' they would drink
And they pretty much got wasted! Even ted and Barney played it, and got wasted! I sure would like to try that game hahaha.

the awkward moment

Okay, this made me laugh a fair bit, you're talking to your friends or family, and they say the most outragious, funniest things, then someone else comes along, and says something, while trying to be funny, and it's not even funny, and you laugh because it's not funny, but yet the person who tries to be funny tries, so they laugh because they think you think it's funny so they join along in the laugh, and you think hahahaha oh gosh, shouyld we tell him/her?

Groups

Hahaha ,that  weird feeling you get after reading a group that is so true! Hahaha
Whenever I read a group and it's true, like " I grew up thinking Blue's Clues was a boy, I was wrong" And everytime you see BluesClues or someone say it, you think straight away, that group! Hahaha, it's so true, always happening.

Everytime I say a group, people ask me, where'd you hear that? -A- Facebook(:

 I find out heaps of new stuff as well, all to these groups.

Powethirst

Powerthirst is this funny as video you can find on youtube, it's rediculously funny, These people made a video clip, on an energy drink that makes you do some strange things like run faster. You would be running so fast, that you'll be faster then mother nature, and she'll be all like 'Sloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww Doooowwwwnnnnnnnn !" And you'll be like "No!" then you'll kick her in the face with your super strong and fast legs. Last time I checked, when I had a energy drink it sorta made me tired, and hyper in hour many hours later? Hahaha,the last energy drink I had didn't make me run as fast as mother nature, but then again, how would I know? i've never tried to run as fast as mother nature, so next time I'll try it out, and see how it all works out haha.

Never Believe a ad.

Okay, I remember back in the day, when the they had the ad or still do, have it,  the LCM add. Every kid back in the day must of had gay as food, till one day..A boy, who was not as popular as everyone else, had a LCM bar,. As he was at school, he ripped it open, then all the kids, of all grades, ADRENALINE RUSHED over to him, making him the most popluarist boy ever! This is all to a LCM bar. How so you ask? Well everyone had nothing interesting to eat, back then. I remember when I brought a LCM to school, as I pulled it out of my bag, making those awesome as SWOOSH noises, as I teared it open a tinsy bit..Nothing! Happened! my friends continued on with their conversations, while I get frustrated over the LCM bar. i brought a LCM bar for nothing!

Okay, I drink red bull every now and then, but seriously, why do you tell everyone that it gives you wings, when it really doesnt?

First time I had one, I yelled out WHERE ARE MY FUCKING WINGS?! I was so disapointed haha
I laughed about it afterwards hahaa
Don't believe the ads! It's lying to you