15? Lyrics or less/more into one haha

My friend, and I were thinking about songs and their lyrics, We decided to swap lyrics, well pretty much combine, 15 or less, songs into oneee.


 " You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream, IN MIAMI BITCH! so kiss me through the phonee.
Just gon' stand there and watch me burn, that's alright because I like the way it hurts.
I LIKE THAT!
I LIKE THAT!
there's beautiful girls all over the world. I could be chasing, but my time would be wasting, they got nothing on youu babyyy.
A different city, every night, oh whyy, I swear, the world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire.
Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants!
Once you party with us, you'll be fine in love,

I look up to the sky, and now the world is love, i've known it all my life, I MADE IT!
and I jizzed in my pants.

According to you, i'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right,
And I jizzed in my pants



Aoccrding to you, I'm difficult, hard to please for ever changing my mind.
And I jizzed in my pants.

I'm a mess in a dress, cant you work on time, even if you just saved me life
and I jizzed in my pants!

I'll be your teacher, show you the ropes.
 I said no more teachers and no more books!


I like your beard. "


Hahaha, that's the " According to you, I jizzed in my pants "

HOLY POTATOES.